Tennessee: Where children go to get stupid and reason goes to die
April 30, 2012

Here’s the latest from the pit of dumbassery and ignorance (one of them anyway – the South seems to have several):


It’s too pathetic to even comment on.


Mothers, don’t let your children grow up to be Tennesseans… ‘cause they’ll grow up stupid
April 20, 2012

No, this isn’t about the law down in Tennessee that will sneak religious fairy tales into science classes. Not directly anyway.

NPR’s Takeaway program this morning featured a discussion on the Tennessee law. On one side they had a representative from a national science organization. In the middle they had the usual not-too-competent interlocutor, John Hockenberry. And representing Tennessee they had a seventh grade science teacher.


And then Hockenberry says the science teacher doesn’t believe evolution is true.

Think about that for a second. A certified science teacher, teaching seventh graders, who believes one of the most fundamental theories of science isn’t true.

The State of Tennessee certified this guy to teach science. To children. A guy who doesn’t accept the Biblical flood of evidence, of fact, of research, that support evolution.

This same State of Tennessee wants to make it okay to teach Biblical fairy tales in science classrooms. Or rather to protect teachers who want to do so. It’s all a little ambiguous, no doubt designed that way to cover its sins.

And during this little colloquy did Hockenberry ask the teacher to explain why he didn’t believe evolution is true? Barely in passing, and getting the answer, “There’s some problems with it,” which Hockenberry just brushed past. I should note that Hockenberry has had a distinguished career in journalism, but on this show he inserts his opinion too often, asks questions that roll on forever, and ignores key items, i.e., why was this guy certified to teach in Tennessee, and what the hell was Tennessee thinking when it certified him.

There’s about a dozen states trying to pull this off. It’s a little fluid, but the states where this is going on or has gone on (it never goes away) include Alabama, California, Florida, Georgia, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and Indiana. And that’s likely not an exhaustive list.

What we’ve got here is a case of severe stupidity being enshrined in law and education, and in children’s minds, by the state, where citizens have chosen to elect incredibly narrow-minded, ignorant religious fundogelical freaks to their legislatures and state offices.

Never mind ‘America the Beautiful’. A more accurate song would be titled ‘America the Backward’.


Women’s College World Series! Real Baseball…
June 4, 2007

I watched several games of the Women’s College World Series over the weekend. They’re playing softball. Seventy mile an hour softball. You wouldn’t want to get hit with one of those pitches.

It was a hell of a lot more fun to watch than the macho, commercial laden crap that’s put out by Major League Baseball. It hearkens back to the days when baseball was more of an intimate sport, when it mattered who the players were because they weren’t different from the rest of us, when stadiums were small enough that everybody could see the game.

The games had excitement, emotion, skill, and if it can be said, personality. We didn’t have to hear about which player was cheating on his wife, or who was sulkily holding out for more millions, or any of the rest of the crap in the big leagues.

This was girls playing baseball, damned good baseball. It was fun and exciting. And the players are a hell of a lot better looking than than the guys in the big leagues.

The finals start tonight, Tennessee against Arizona. I’m going with the Arizona girls… women. Tough bunch. I was kinda rooting for Northwestern because their catcher is just the cutest thing. Wouldn’t want to get in fight with her though.