Romney: I’ll Nuke Everybody. I’m A Man, Dammit.
September 2, 2007

Mitt ‘The Mitten’ Romney wants to make sure the American public understands that he is a man, and that his ignorance and arrogance and general all-around stupidity is not limited to terrifying his dog by an abysmal act of cruelty.

No sirree. The Mitten wants to nuke terrorists.

The thrust of the piece in the Globe’s Campaign Notebook makes it clear that if some terrorists pop a nuke in America, The Mitten would nuke them back.

“But there’s no question people understand that reason that we have the thousands upon thousands of nuclear warheads we have is that we intend to protect ourselves. And I would never shrink from protecting the American nation, the American people, nor shrink from retaliation if somebody used something as awful as a nuclear device. We will be safe.”

With boneheads like Romney, we don’t need terrorists to bring down the United States.

Let’s say everybody’s favorite terrorist boss, Osama Bin Laden, had used a small nuke instead of a couple of huge airplanes to bring down the World Trade Center. And by small we’re talking tiny, not the megatonnage in the U.S. and Israeli arsenals. And let’s say we lost ten thousand people and some irradiated real estate.

Who would the Mitten have nuked in retaliation? How many hundreds of thousands of innocents would he kill to make himself feel like a man?

Would he have put a nuke on Kabul, killing untold numbers of innocents along with a few terrorists, and unleashing decades of Islamic and Arabic fury?

I bet the Mitten sits there in the dark sometimes and fantasizes about a pre-emptive nuclear strike on Tehran because … well, just because, since there is no rational reason any sane person would do that.

Golly, I feel so safe and comfy knowing another brain-damaged Republican might get into the White House.

Michael Vick, Dogfighting Hero
July 18, 2007

Hank Kurz Jr. of the AP writes in today’s Globe:

NFL star Michael Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury yesterday on charges of sponsoring a dogfighting operation so grisly the losers either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged, or shot.

I was thinking that if Vick is convicted of being the psychotic, pathetic, disgusting little piece of crap that would do this sort of thing, then the six years he could get in prison wouldn’t be enough.

No, I was thinking genuine justice would be to truss him him up naked and throw him in a pit with a couple of his meanest dogs and let him watch while they chewed off his penis and his nuts.

But that would be doing to the dogs pretty much what he and his sick pals did to the dogs all along.

No, let’s have human justice if he and his partners are guilty. Hang the bastards. Not with a breakneck knot. Just some rope, and watch them strangle. And then bury them alongside the dogs they brutalized.

Romney Tortures His Dog
June 28, 2007

Here’s how good old Mittens treats his pets. It’s indicative of the way he wants to treat humans.,8599,1638065,00.html

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