For A Good Time…

visit Grumpy Squirrel.

We’re out of free Chipmunks-on-a-Stick, but other goodies are still available.

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  1. You are single-handedly grumping up the entire animal kingdom. I suggest you look beyond mammals next. How about Grumpy Red-bellied Sapsucker, or Grumpy Black Mamba? (There may already be a “Grumpy Black Mama,” so be careful to avoid typos.)

    I’m really fond of Grumpy Dung Beetle, too.

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    • The mammals are pretty grumpy about what we’ve done to their world. Anyway, I have a rule – I can only use four syllables to name a grumpy blog, two of which have to be ‘grumpy’. So Grumpy Elephant is out, but Grumpy Titmouse might be available. Maybe I could use one of Spanqi’s bare ladies for an icon on that one.

      Picked up an interesting book today. The Grand Inquisitor’s Manual: A History of Terror in the Name of God. I figure it will come in handy if I want to start my own Church of the Climatapocalypse.

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      • Any Titmice pictures you need, you just let me know. I’ll be happy to provide them.

        Also, That book is pretty good. I’ve read most of it. I need to pick it up and finish it. Maybe soon.

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        • Pix for personal use only, of course… and we don’t tell PETA!

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  2. I enjoyed the stories, but you really must make sure to stock up on junk food before throwing a party over there again.

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    • Addicted, are you? To junk food? I would have baked you a Chipmunk-on-a-Stick if I’d have known.

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  3. My palate is easy to please. I would have taken Grilled Groundhog, Roast Rat or Prairie-dog-Pasta Pastiche as substitutes. Just letting know so you can plan your next party.

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    • We may offer in the near future…

      Velveeta Vole Almondine Sauted Shrew With Sauerkraut Minced Mouse With Garlic And Herbs Fines Baked Lemming In Lemon Sauce

      and no doubt we will add to the menu as more mammals become available when they succumb to global warming.

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  4. Grumpy Chipmunk?

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    • I used up all the chipmunks at the opening day party.

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  5. Where do you put the stick for “Chipmunk on a stick”?

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    • Don’t be rude!

      Besides, if I tell you then the faux-PETA people will be after me, not to mention the People Against Cruelty to Sticks.

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      • I’m a gourmande. I was merely asking in order to consider the possibility of, someday, maybe in the future (definately not in the past), considering the remote chance of maybe trying the recipe. Asking for information is not rude (well, actually, if you are a right-wing christo-fascist dominionist ass-halo politician, then any request for actual information would be considered rude).

        Do you use duct tape or packing tape for the chipmunks?

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        • You can’t fool The Lion. You wanted to know where the stick went. Rude!

          In any event, it’s an old family recipe involving certain rituals evoking various natural Satanic forces, a potato peeler, and the sacrifice of a right-wing christo-fascist virgin. Beyond that I’m not a liberty to say.

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      • No! Not PACS!

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        • Took me a minute…

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          • Yes them. Those obnoxious, stick coddling, manure spreading, woody enhancing, warped protectors of all things xylem.

            They get on my nerves.

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            • Yeah, well, word is out that you’ve been playing your xylemophone too much.

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            • What can I say? I get lonely.

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            • Maybe you should stop nailing your girlfriend to crosses. Unless of course that’s just a kinky little thing you two like to do… to each his own, I always say, except when I say to each her own.

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