It’s true. Sarah Palin, soon-to-be-erstwhile governor of Alaska, is a treasure. She should be preserved instead of being targeted by verbal snipers from the right and left.
After all, what more accurate measure can the country use to determine the number of stupid ignoramuses living in the body politic?
If we lose her, we will be in danger of losing count of the idiots passing as adult voters. As things stand now, all that needs be done is run a scientific poll asking one question: Do you support Sarah Palin for elective office? The affirmative identifies the idiots.
In fact it would be statistically interesting to overlay the people who support her with the twenty percent of Americans who believe the sun revolves around the earth, and the majority of Americans who believe evolution is false. Well, maybe it wouldn’t be that interesting, since the results are likely self-evident in the question.
Supporting Sarah Palin qualifies a person to get a big red S planted on his forehead. The S can stand for Stupid or SuperStupid, take your choice.
Perhaps when the woman learns to construct a coherent sentence and string several of them together into a meaningful statement or comment she might be considered for a job at the local burger joint. She shouldn’t be allowed to talk with the customers though. They’ll think they’re ordering a hamburger and will walk out with a dead chicken with the feathers still on, and if they belong among her supporters they’ll think that chicken is the best thing they’ve ever bought.
Unfortunately, the best that can be hoped for is that she will stop breeding. She certainly won’t stop running for something, or stop talking and whining. When she talks she’s the intellectual and emotional equivalent of a mosquito carrying breakbone fever. You just want to slap her to stop the horrid noise and to keep yourself from getting sick.
In any case, her value as a statistical tool for counting idiots should not be misunderestimated. That Sarah Palin can be a national figure only proves the greatness of America, and also shows why the country is most likely doomed to mediocrity, if not worse.