Get Yer Swine Flu Now, Stay Alive Later! Yowsah!

The Lion doesn’t remember where he read this, but since he reads only honest, legitimate publications, the fact is authoritative. (Harumph!)

A scientist or group thereof noted that the current pandemicky swine flu, though mild and not much of a threat currently, is apparently quite adaptable and easily mutates.

The article noted that we need to consider what happens when it gets into Asia, which it has already done, and starts playing footsie (that’s a technical term – don’t worry about it) with avian H5N1 flu, which is supremely deadly and may offer the earth salvation from human overpopulation.

This fall and winter a mutated swinebird flu could come roaring out of Asia sweeping humans aside like a scythe.

The Lion speculates that anyone who gets the current swine flu might possibly be protected against the swinebird superflu. Perhaps it might be best for the panicky to rush to the supermarket, feel up some Mexican fruits and vegetables and stick one’s fingers in one’s nose and eyes.

Just an idle thought…

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3 Responses

  1. Perhaps it might be best for the panicky to rush to the supermarket, feel up some Mexican fruits and vegetables and stick one’s fingers in one’s nose and eyes.

    You first.

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  2. You just love unrequited irony, don’t you?

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    • If you’re gonna use big words you’ll be shunned at parties, you know.

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