Deranged Pope Jonny Ratz In A Creepy Condom Conundrum

From today’s Globe:

[Pope] Benedict also said the Roman Catholic Church is at the forefront of the battle against AIDS.

"You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms," the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane heading to Yaounde. "On the contrary, it increases the problem."

The pope said a responsible and moral attitude toward sex would help fight the disease, as he answered questions submitted in advance by reporters traveling on the plane.

Holy crap! (That’s descriptive, not exclamative.)

Attacking this mentally deranged old fart is so easy that there’s hardly any point to it. He runs a cult dedicated to increasing death, suffering, and misery. Tens of millions of people have died of AIDS, tens of millions are infected, and this bozo goes into the heart of Africa where the worst of the plague is happening, and lies to people about how to protect themselves from the disease.

He should be arrested and thrown in a dungeon, along with all of his beskirted fellow cultists in the Vatican. They can while away the rest of their benighted lives trying to figure out how many angels fit on the head of gnat’s penis.

They might also devote some time to considering that the HIV virus, no more than the Black Plague bacterium, doesn’t give a rat’s ass about morality or responsibility. The virus rides lust and desire to survive, and nothing Jonny Ratz and his arrogant bunch of dogmatics can say or do will ever wipe out human emotions or stop people from playing with each other’s fun body parts.

To tell people that they should not use condoms, the single most effective preventive against HIV, is an act of wanton criminality. It is immoral by any measure.

The Lion encourages people to do the world a favor today in honor of Jonny Ratz and his Band of Immorals. Go out and kick a priest in his shriveled balls, just to remind him that he’s not a little god but is a delusional human member of an immoral cult dedicated to promoting death, poverty, and misery. And sex with children, don’t forget that part. It’s apparently a formal benefit of joining the priesthood. The Lion, if in a bad mood, might suppose that they bang children because there’s considerably less chance of contracting HIV/AIDS. Clever people, these priests.


3 Responses

  1. Remember, the Plague did wonders for church enrollment, except, of course, for all the dying, but that’s what makes AIDS so nice. You have all the threat value of the Plague without most of the death problem hurting your numbers since most of the deaths are occurring in Africa. It’s a win-win for the Catholic church.

    They’re at the forefront of the battle against AIDS alright, like the guy at the forefront of those old train engines shoveling coal into the furnace. AIDS helps keeping their little engine choo-chooing along.


  2. If AIDS came from digging dirt with bare hands, every church on the planet would pass out rubber gloves.

    Fucking religionists are so confounded by intercourse.


  3. They’ve been holding conferences for hundreds of years on what to do about that little thing hanging between their legs. Still haven’t figured it out.


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