Christians Pray For The Lion. No, Really…

Take a look here and read the short text. They want The Lion to be in charge. They’ve really been snookered.

The Lion is planning his coronation right now. Xanax and vermouth for everyone! Rah rah rah! Gotta run now. Got to rent an arena and collect some lions for the grand celebration.

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  1. Moses sez: FAIL!

    That’s a great comment.

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  2. But will you have to be bronzed? Or stoned? Really, Ric. I have a hard time picturing you as a statue.

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    I’m statuesque in my own mind. Not to mention a legend, too.

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  4. This doesn’t make any sense. Are you sure you haven’t already partaken of the Xanax and Vermouth?

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  5. I don’t know. Let me check my Vermouth and Xanax pumps.

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  6. “Statuesque in my own mind.” Would that mean that your brain is stone? Stoned? Bronze? Enquiring minds want to know!

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  7. I’m glad that the Lion wasn’t thrown into an arena full of Christians. The carnage would have been terrible. And you’d have to write the rest of your posts from prison. That would suck.

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    What? Now you want me to do questions? Do I look like the Prime Minister? Alright, ‘statuesque’ refers to my lean, well-muscled, incredibly attractive body, a veritable woman trap. I’m just stone handsome. (Or so I tell myself when I wonder why I’m still sleeping alone. Except for the cat. And the radio blithering away BBC all night. But at least I still have what’s left of my mind.)

    chappie –

    Sure, do the world a favor and they throw you in prison to share a cell with Igor (fortunately Igor is a Buddhist, or so I’ve been told).

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