John McCain’s Obsession

From a March 26, 2008 speech by McCain:

“It would be an unconscionable act of betrayal, a stain on our character as a great nation, if we were to walk away from the Iraqi people and consign them to the horrendous violence, ethnic cleansing and possibly genocide that would follow a reckless, irresponsible and premature withdrawal,” McCain told the Los Angeles World Affairs Council in California.

With all the talk of stains and premature withdrawal, The Lion has to wonder about just what it is that’s on McCain’s mind. After all, this is the guy who tried to digitize an unwilling woman in the back of his limo when she came to him for help.

On the other hand, perhaps McCain is simply trying to hide from The Lion the fact that McCain’s a gun-happy insane old man who still hasn’t got a clue about the Middle East, or Iraq, or Iran, or Afghanistan, or al Qaeda, or the United States.

It’s unfortunate that The Lion’s terminal horniness makes him somewhat susceptible to this sort of unfair sexed-up speechifying. But with a bit of a struggle The Lion is able to see right through these attempts to muddy the waters, and therefore proclaims John McCain to be the Second Coming of George W. Bush.

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One Response

  1. “The Lion … proclaims John McCain to be the Second Coming of George W. Bush.”

    I second the Lion’s proclamation.

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