Huckabee Plays God Card: Rewrite The Constitution To Fit Christian Rules – Can You Spell T-h-e-o-c-r-a-c-y And T-y-r-a-n-n-y?

So much for The Huckster being a decent, intelligent human being (in case anyone was inclined to view him that way).

He’s just another Christian Hitler a-borning. He can’t wait to get into the Oval Office and lead us down the path to that good Christian Taliban tyranny. The Lion can hear the blood spilling as this bunch of lunatic morons finishes the job Bush started of fucking over American democracy.

Odd how the news media seem to have decided to pretty much ignore this. The Lion supposes “Religious Lunatic Runs For President” might be a little too controversial for them. A guy who doesn’t believe in science wants to rewrite the American Constitution to reflect what he believes are “God’s Standards” runs for President of the United States and the news people stand around with their thumbs up their collective ass while talking about what Clinton is wearing, or how black Obama is, or whether Britney Spears is wearing underwear today.

Maybe the country deserves this crazy sonofabitch as President.


13 Responses

  1. I think the Constitution should be rewritten to exclude ignoramuses from office. Back in May, I proposed:

    Anti-Ignorance Amendment
    No person whose religious beliefs alone prevent him or her from accepting an overwhelming expert consensus relating to facts and data of science and/or history shall be eligible to the office of president.


  2. And while we’re at it, let’s include a provision along these lines: Any President who violates any of the laws of the United States or commits other high crimes and misdemeanors shall be impeached in the House and tried in the Senate…

    Oh, wait a minute… That worked out well, didn’t it?

    But yeah, in an ideal world, Ex, your stupidity amendment would be a nice thing to have.


  3. I can’t believe the media is giving Huckabee a pass on this. Well, actually, I can, because the media doesn’t do anything that requires thought. Challenging Huckabee would require that someone in the media a) knows what is wrong with what he said, and b) cares about what is wrong with what he said. If it can’t be re-phrased as a catchy-but-meaningless poll question, displayed in a color-coded pie chart, or connected to a candidate’s clothing or hairstyle, then it is beyond the capacity of the American media to deal with it.

    Sometimes, I feel luck the USA is really screwed.


  4. Perhaps if Huckabee’s words were printed on Britney Spears’ underwear, they might get some play…


  5. Only if she wears them.


  6. Spanqi –

    Good point. But it’s hard to read underwear in the dark.



  7. It is quite scary that a person like Huckabee has even a cat in Asgard’s chance of being a politician, let alone a chance of representing a political party in the elections of the worlds last superpower.

    I would say it makes me glad to live in the UK, but in reality it just makes me scared.


  8. He was actually quite a successful governor of Arkansas for ten years. Doesn’t mean he’s not a lunatic though.


  9. Huckabee wants to have adulterers, homosexuals and rape victims stoned to death. He also wants to make alcohol and music videos illegal, and make women 2nd class citizens and to take all girls out of school.

    Oops, my bad, that’s another religion.

    Hey, anybody but the PIAPS!

    if you’re MAD
    punish your country
    VOTE for Hillary


  10. I think “a successful governor of Arkansas” is an oxymoron.

    Aren’t “successful” and “governor of Arkansas” mutually exclusive?


  11. I dunno, Clinton was governor of Arkansas and he did pretty well, at least until that thing about the cigar and a blue dress and all that foofawraw. But Clinton wasn’t a lunatic – he just liked sex. Huckabee, on the other hand, deep in his secret soul is into chains and whips and dungeons for unbelievers. So tell me, who’s the better man to run the country – the guy who wants to bring his god’s kingdom to earth, or the guy who likes a good blow job?

    Come to think of it, maybe we could have avoided all this nastiness for the last two thousand years if Jesus had gotten laid and blown a few times a week.


  12. I have nothing against Clinton for getting all the blowjobs he wanted. However, you do have to wonder about the judgment of a guy who went out of his way to find the most indiscreet mouth in Washington.


  13. Ric said: Come to think of it, maybe we could have avoided all this nastiness for the last two thousand years if Jesus had gotten laid and blown a few times a week.

    Most of the anti-sex passages in the New Testament were written by Paul. Maybe he would have benefited from some therapeutic sexual encounters. 🙂 A lot of the post-NT anti-sex stuff came from Augustine, who was quite the playboy in his pre-Christian days. He definitely understood the joys of sex. Then he converted to Christianity and bought into and expanded on all the sex is dirty guilt stuff. It’s probably more appropriate to blame Paul and Augustine, rather than Jesus, for Christian sexual repression and oppression.


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