Cows, The Constitution, And The Ten Commandments

Got this in an email today. A bit of amusement amidst the drear of death and lies and hypocrisy that passes for America these days.

Cows – Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a  single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she  sleeps in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11  million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution – They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don’t we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys,  it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments – The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’, and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and  politicians.  It creates  a hostile work environment…..

Stop me if you’ve heard them before…


One Response

  1. Very amusing.


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