Paris Hilton gets out of jail.
The so-called news networks go nuts. Talk about insanity.
On the one hand they’re drooling all over themselves to get tape and interviews.
On the other hand they’re drooling all over themselves saying how bad it is for them to be drooling all over themselves to get tape and interviews.
Can’t hardly wait for the Larry King interview tonight. I’m looking forward to ignoring it.
Hell, I can’t even work up a halfway decent sex fantasy over the broad. Now, my ex-wife on the other hand… she still wows me. And that was decades ago. (Yeah, yeah, I really ought to get a girlfriend!)